PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An